JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table, an